Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ten rules about the sports center top ten. In no order.


1. A walk off home run does not automatically qualify a play for the top ten
2. There should never be more than 5 diving baseball catches
3. Random sports and ostrich races do not qualify as a top ten play
4. Don't ever show mascots racing and one of them getting knocked off their feet. we've see it 100 times already
5. A hockey goal does not qualify as a top play unless the shot is different or causes amazement
6. Cannot include a horse race unless one horse actually jumps another horse in order to win.
7. Should not be made up entirely of the sporting events that were broadcast on espn the night before.
8. Should never ever ever include an awkward world series of poker celebration.
9. NASCAR should never break the top 5.
10. Use high school and amateur sports at least twice a week.


Change any of these? Add anything we missed?

A Clayton and John Veazey cooperation.

2 comments:

Aaron said...

you say that "random sports...do not qualify," but what about ultimate?

also, a diving catch is freaking sweet.

lastly, i feel like you pretty much only want to see football and tennis make the top ten.

those aren't the only valid ball sports.

that's what she said? (sorry)

Jenna said...

soccer better not be a random sport. foot-eye coordination is underrated.